ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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