I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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