Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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