I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I love having hate sex.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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