Tell her she can't have a vagina
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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