Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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