I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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