I'm lost and stupid without you.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Can you bring me the toilet please
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