Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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