I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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