Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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