your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
