we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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