We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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