My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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