I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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