People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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