The maid of honor just puked.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
