I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
how drunk are you?
Several
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