I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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