You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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