Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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