So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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