wrigley field is MILF paradise
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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