I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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