dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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