What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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