who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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