I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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