Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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