Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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