I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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