ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
