You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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