I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Everything about him screamed your future.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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