I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
How naked do you want me to be?
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