Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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