then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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