Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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