question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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