Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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