Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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