Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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