Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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