Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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