There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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