Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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