I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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