One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
