North Korea, Best Korea!
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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