i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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