love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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