Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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