i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My ass is underappreciated
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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