Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
They have beer where we have blood.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
