i would punch a child for taco bell
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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