why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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