I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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