so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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