i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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