I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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